My sex pet peeves: too much talking, taking my clothes off by myself, the use of saliva as lube, the same position again and again. I could go on and on, but these are just some of the things that really irritate me while shagging.

Things will get crazy and messy real fast when you are with me. My mind is full of naughty things that my body can't wait to act out. I can be a bit out of the trolley, most of the time. However, I assure you that I can give you the kind of pleasure ...

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.

Handcuffs and collars, the top two essentials when it comes to shagging with me. Who will wear it depends on what my partner wants, I'd rather cater to their needs first before moving onto mine. I have no preference, bottom or top, it does not matter...

Let me be the one to do all the dirty walk and just relax your body. I can give you the best time of your life using my warm hands and tight ass. Just send me a message right away if you want that. Better do it now before someone else beats you to it...

I would like to find a fine bloke who will play with my ass instead of my heart. I have been in a lot of relationships before in which I am taken for granted. I don't want to experience that again, so send me a message if you are serious about gettin...